I was livetweeting during Nintendo’s E3 and guess what was a part of it
PONYTAIL *HEAVY BREATHING*
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The new mega swolempert caters to every single interest i possess. Burly? Check. Blue? Check. HUGE ARMS? CHECK. OP WATER TYPE? CHECK.
A followup to this old swampert artpost i made a year back (also did mega versions of those three in the headshots)
Figured that classic colors are ‘the topnotch breed’ and probably why Obo is so huge and fat. Poor inbred thing just got picked out to make lots and lots of babies and get abused rest of his life til trainer/or caretaker got it from nasty owners.
Striped (like seriva) are the best fighter breed and the mottled like Ikiki a more work-pokemon oriented breed, nicer with kids and such.
CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE MY GIANT BARA TADPOLE TEAM
tempted to start with mudkip, thanks
now a shiny mega swampert, THAT would be something
this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along
and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man
Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books
Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.
Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive
things that are currently really bothering me about the wizarding world in britain
- the only job opportunities available are small business owner or working for the gov’t??? (i’m assuming healers work for the gov’t because, y’know, britain)
- this is problematic
- this is problematic because of the government of the british wizarding world
- the only school is run by the government; the daily prophet is de facto run by the government; as mentioned above, nearly all jobs are government jobs
- the wizarding world is not a democracy
- the judicial branch (wizengamot?) is repeatedly shown to completely lack any kind of innocent-until-proven-guilty mentality, trial by jury of your peers does not exist, dementors are the fucking DEFINITION of cruel and unusual punishment, you have no right to an attorney, it can be presumed that you do not have the right not to incriminate yourself
- i realize those are all standards of justice that i have quoted from the bill of rights but they are also… standards of justice that have been adopted by most free governments worldwide…
- how the fuck is the minister of magic chosen, how are government positions acquired, no one is ever shown voting, voting is never discussed, at the beginning of book 6 fudge says the people “wanted” someone tougher i.e. scrimgeour but HOW IS THE MINISTER OF MAGIC CHOSEN??? WE JUST DON’T KNOW
- harry never takes a civics class (muggle or wizarding), he is never taught about how his own government works
- THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE FUCKED UP
- the ministry seems to run largely on a good-old-boys network, as exemplified by lucius malfoy, a former fucking death eater, who has extraordinary power and influence in the extraordinarily powerful government
- voldemort is able to take over the british wizarding government in two years
- it took hitler and mussolini and stalin decades to get the kind of power voldemort gets in two years while being a known war criminal and terrorist
- there are clearly absolutely no protections or safeguards on the rights and freedoms of any wizard
- the wizarding world is a tyranny
- it is a fucking dystopia
The Long Game-Part 1 [Part 2]
Do you ever have that feeling that everyone else is more successful than you?
If you think that’s bad - try being Leonardo Da Vinci